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Mary Poppins Turns Evil Mary Poppins Turns Evil

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You can't fool me...

...isn't this one of the DVD extras from the Disney re-release? Seriously, you should be tied up and beaten for this little chunk of sacrilege. Which is to say, I loved it, of course.

The Jizzard of Oz The Jizzard of Oz

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

complete waste of pixels

If you didn't write the song, then what's left of your movie? Some flat-out terrible animation. Also the song's pretty bad, but that's another issue. On the plus side, it didn't take too long to load.

Gypsy Kings? Gypsy Kings?

Rated 3 / 5 stars

short, graceful, bloody

Did you keyframe the part with the baseball bat. That was joyous, I watched it again and again.

For a three-second bit of gore, that was pretty good.